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Life Span for Human

Author unknown

.........we live like dogs....

Let me tell u a story, it happened long before your time. On the very first day, God did not create Adam or Eve but he created the cow! He said to the cow....
"Ah Gu! (cow) today I have created you! As a job of a cow, you must go to the fields with the farmer all day long; you will provide the energy to pull things! Also, once a while, you also provide milk for people to drink.... You will work all day long under the sun! In return, you can only eat GRASS! I will give you a life span of 50 yrs."

Ah Gu objected!!! "WHAT?!?! I work so hard, I even eat the grass?!! This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 yrs?!?! Let me have 20 yrs will do. The 30 yrs I'll give back to you, ok?? Moo...moo..." So God agreed.

On the very second day, God created the dog ... God said to the dog... "Ah Kow! (Dog) what you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house! Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! In return, u will eat your master's leftovers. I'll give you life span of 20yrs!"

Ah Kow objected!!! "WHAT?!?! All day long sit by the door??? I still got to bark at people??? No way man! 10 yrs of life will do and I give you back my other 10 yrs of life!" So God agreed!

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey... "Lao Kao! (monkey) Your job as a monkey is to entertain people! You have to make them laugh and do monkey face at them and do monkey tricks! You will also do summersaults to make them amazed at you! In return, you will be only eating BANANAS! I'll give you 20 yrs life span." Lao Kao objected!! "WHAT??@!!? Make them laugh? Do monkey face and do tricks?? And I got to do summersault!!! That's gonna be tough! Give me 10yrs will do... the other 10yrs I'll give you back." God agreed to Lao Kao's proposal.

On the forth day, God created Human and said to him: "YOU! BEH TA HAN LAH!' Your job is to sleep, eat, sleep, play, eat, sleep, play and do nothing all day!!! You will eat all the best things in this world and play all the best things and you will enjoy very much in your life! All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing!!! This kind of life, I'll give you 20yrs of life span."

The man objected!! "WHAT?!?! Such a good life!! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best, u expect me to live only for 20 years?!?! No way man! Ok! Why not we make a deal.... since Ah Gu gave u back 30yrs, Ah Kow gave you back 10 yrs and Lao Kao gave u back 10 yrs, I will take them all from you! That makes my life 70yrs old rite??"

So God agreed!
So till today ... cow has a life span of 20yrs, dog of 10 yrs, monkey of 10yrs and human of 70 yrs ... In our first 20 yrs, we live like the human, eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 yrs, we live like the cow, work all day long... suffer and got to support the family! (coz we borrow the life from the cow!) For the next 10 yrs, we live like the dog, we retire and stay at home, sit in front of the door like the dog barking at people!

For the next 10 yrs, we live like the monkey; we got to entertain our grandchildren by making monkey face, monkey tricks and do somersaults.

That's what man's life is all about and that's how we got our 70 yrs of life!! Hope all of you will live your life to the fullest and more meaningful too!

Take care!


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