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Ah Beng with Red Ears

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Written by admin Saturday, 11 July 2009 14:00

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!"

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"

Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

 

Ah Beng Pang Jio

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Written by admin Saturday, 11 July 2009 13:59

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Ah Beng, one of his elderly patients.

He asks, "And how are you doing today, Ah Beng?"

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Night Courses Joke

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Written by admin Saturday, 11 July 2009 13:57

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng : Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.

Ah Seng : Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

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Ah Beng at Manhunt Competition

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Written by admin Saturday, 11 July 2009 13:56

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."

The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!".

Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"

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Ah Beng & Jigsaw Puzzle

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Written by admin Saturday, 11 July 2009 13:55

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.

"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.

Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

 

 

   

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